Well, I’m alive. But I still didn’t do a back flip. Damn.
That awkward moment when you stare at a picture waiting for it to move, then you realize it’s not a gif
Guys, I am going to attempt to do a backflip on my trampoline. If I’m not back in 20 minutes I’m dead. I love you all.
Weird Dream Day #2
Me, my mom, my friend Shane (so cute btw), and my uncle and his family were going somewhere in a truck. Naturally it was foggy, anyhow, we stopped at a gas station to obviously…use the bathroom. Next thing we know this guy was saying on the radio that they were going to test us for the Zombie Apocalypse that could be coming. Then these loud and obnoxious sirens started going off right next to us.
So, naturally, we all started to walk around the gas station. We saw this army truck unloading zombies, actual zombies. It was like “where the fuck did those come from? Is the government infecting people to make zombies or some shit?”. Anyhow, the radio guy came back and said “Nothing will be the same until you kill them all.” and that’s all he said.
So then we took off running back to the truck and jumped in. We drove to another gas station to get some food and obviously gas this time. They trapped us in the gas station so I ran out the back because I’m short and small so they’d never notice right? Wrong! I almost get to the truck and it starts then turns off by itself.
So that alerts the zombies. Then I open the door and there are like 4 or 5 zombies in the front drivers seat. So I stab them with a spork, of all things, and they die. I jump in the truck and pray to God it starts. It does and I take off. I stop at the gas station and pick up Shane and my mom and sister cause the rest are already down the highway. So me and Shane are in the front seat, mom and sis are in the back.
Next thing I know Shane is grabbing my hand and telling me “We can do this. I promise I won’t leave you. We can overcome this. I love you.”
The End.
Bad news…
My cousin passed away this morning and I’m just finding out about this now, at 6:03pm. Awesome, huh? No it’s really not. God, this fucking sucks ass. /:
I’m the one who normally just sits back and silently states my own opinion about all the hate that happens in this fandom. But not anymore. My turn to say what I want.
